I am not very good at taking pictures for my portfolio. Now I will probably never get into grad school, or worse, Pixar. Melodramatic, I know.

I now own the best movie in the world. I would have posted a picture of it to gloat, but unfortunately, my digital camera uses batteries like they are going out of style and I'm sick of throwing dead batteries away when they've only been used twice. I kid you not, the monster has completely drained 4 batteries in less than a week. Maybe that's why my portfolio pictures suck so bad...Anyway, I have the Beauty and the Beast Special Edition DVD now and you don't because you probably didn't think to buy it in 2002 when Disney re-released it and there's no way you were going to spend $50 to get a rare copy on Amazon.com. There's a good chance that my eBay edition is pirated and/or old but what's it to me? I paid a mere $10 for 5 different versions of the same movie and like all good Disney productions, it'll keep me out of everyone's hair for an hour and a half and content until it's re-re-released in 6 years.

Also, if you ever need to moisturize with the greatest smelling lotion ever produced, come knock on my door because I have some. My bottle is a sample size though so if my offer is abused I'll expect compensation (plus interest) in the form of a full-sized counterpart. That'll cost you $8 and $8 for even the best smelling lotion in the world is absolutely outrageous.