So here's the deal: I have a nice family, amazing friends, a darling boyfriend, a cat to die for, I go to the perfect school, and I have a steady job all lined up. Still, I can't help but wonder, why does Michael's not carry wide brown and teal stripped ribbon that would match not only my brown and teal skirt but also my brown and teal shoes and could easily be turned into a watch strap for the interchangeable-strap watch that I own? One of life's many mysteries.