Polly went shopping yesterday and tried on a pair of pants that was one size smaller than her usual size thinking "these will be my reward if I can lose a little more weight". After trying them on, however, Polly discovered that they made her large bottom disappear and gave her the look of a clown. Encouraged, Polly thought, "I will buy the next smaller size and that will be my reward!" so Polly tried on a pair that was two sizes smaller than her usual size assuming that she would have to press all of her guts against her spine to get the button closed, but to Polly's delight, she was able to button them and zip them up with very minimal effort. Polly bought those pants and proceeded to dance around the house in them celebrating her major milestone. Congratulations, Polly! Have some angel food cake!