Where would we be without Houston? Without Houston, there would be no me, no Scot, no Ridin', and no Blue October. God bless Houston, Texas!

Also, these prove that the diet food industry has come a long way from sawdust cookies. Seriously, that is best novelty ice cream product that I've ever had and I'd probably eat them even if I wasn't trying to lose weight. I guess we can thank the obesity epidemic for them and, once again, we can thank Houston for its contribution!