Stupid Blogger. And stupid me. I switched my Blogger account to Blogger beta thinking that I'd be able to easily upload a new layout and use all of the new features to make my blog better but now it just looks tacky because apparently it's impossible to "easily" upload a new layout. If I'd stuck with regular Blogger I'd have my layout up in about 20 minutes but Blogger beta doesn't like the XML example that I found so I'm stuck with this tacky layout until I can successfully navigate the code. Stay tuned.